Not giving two fucks is one of the best feelings ever.
Better future, here I come.
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
How can someone’s whole night hinge on getting sex? I don’t get it.